jueves, mayo 10, 2007

Diccionario pá la risa

CAMARÓN: Aparato enorme que saca fotos.

CIRCUITO: Lugar donde trabajan payasuitos y enanuitos.

DECIMAL: Pronunciar equivocadamente.

BECERRO: Ve u observa una loma o colina.

BERMUDAS: Observar a las que no hablan.

TELEPATÍA: aparato de TV para la hermana de mi mamá.

TELÓN: Tela de 50 metros o más.

ANÓMALO: Hemorroides.

BERRO: Bastor Alebán.

BARBARISMO: Colección exagerada de muñecas barbie.

POLINESIA: Mujer Policía que no se entera de nada.

CHINCHILLA: Auchenchia de mueble para chentarche.

DIADEMAS: Veintinueve de febrero.

DILEMAS: Háblale más.

MANIFIESTA: Juerga de cacahuetes.

MEOLLO: Me escucho.

TOTOPO: Mamamífero ciciciego dede pepelo nenegro que cocote frifrijoles.

ATIBORRARTE: Hacerte desaparecer.

CACAREO: Excremento de preso.

CACHIVACHE: Pequeño hoyo en el pavimento que está a punto de
convertirse en vache.

ELECCIÓN: Lo que expelimenta un oliental al vel una película polno.

ENDOSCOPIO: Me preparo para todos los exámenes excepto para dos.

ENVERGADURA: Lugar de la anatomía humana en donde se colocan los
condones.

NITRATO: Ni lo intento.

NUEVAMENTE: Cerebro sin usar.

TALENTO: No ta rápido.

ESGUINCE: Gatorce más uno.

ESMALTE: Ni lune ni miélcole.

INESTABLE: Mesa inglesa de Ines.

ONDEANDO: Onde estoy, ande voy.

SORPRENDIDA: Monja con gases

(Fuente: me llegó por mail del Pelao Rotger de Mónica S.)

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